Me was happy, myself blissful, my fog perplexed.
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) December 19, 2011
If you have already assumed that this is the most poetic tweet which you have read today, just hold on! After reading following tweets by Ashutosh, you will understand why your assumption was extremely wrong.
Let us start the entertainment with some inebriation
I drink , but i am not drunkard. i drink i dont create problem for others, i drink but i dont beat family members.
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) November 23, 2011
I don’t know why Ashutosh wanted to tell others that he doesn’t beat his family members. May be, because he can’t see his hands?
I am in my balcony , can’t see my hand… Scarey…
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) December 19, 2011
Too much of violence. Let’s talk about love and dog psychology. Umm!
Motu misses Sheru, whines somtimes, wants to know from me, what to tell ?
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) November 14, 2011
Two of my adopted bitches are pregnant and can deliver babies any day. One is a nice street dog and another cocker.
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) November 22, 2012
That escalated quickly. Enough of dog love. What about humans?
Men are men , and remain men .
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) December 6, 2013
And?
मस्त मौसम , आवारागर्दी के लिये आदर्श ।
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) August 9, 2013
If you are planning to outrage against this irresponsible tweet by Ashutosh, please go through his disclaimer
sorry responcible …not resoncible ..
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) December 6, 2011
People say that Manmohan Singh had an era, but the student of politics clarifies that he was just a week
As a student of politics i can say Manmohan is running govt bcoz soniya wants him to run , so he is week but powerful .
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) May 24, 2010
Hate is a kind of love and weak (week) is powerful. Profoundness of this youth will amaze you.
Youth does not mean 60s but 40s .
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) January 20, 2013
But what about Rahul Gandhi, he is called the youth leader, no?
Is Rahul Gandhi new Arvind Kejariwal ?
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) November 4, 2012
Confused? Let us ask Chiddu
chiddu … Ye scam scam kya hai bhai…
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) July 31, 2012
Thanks for entertaining us. Time to say good morning and start daily chores.
Why we say good morning ?
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) February 11, 2012
Okay, good night!
Why people say goodnight ?
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) February 10, 2012
Too much. Bye
Are u back sir ?
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) April 14, 2013
“I Have A Dream”, says Martin Luther King Jr. We will wrap this article with the same sentiments.
I don’t dream a dream !!!
— ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) September 6, 2013
