Rahul Gandhi ji left India on May 27th for his mother’s annual medical check-up. Since that date, there has been a huge void in Indian politics. All of us missed Rahul Gandhi a lot. But today, an alleged video, allegedly showing Rahul Gandhi, allegedly at an airport, was seen circulating on social media.
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There is no way to confirm whether it is Rahul Gandhi, or whether it is a recent video. But my heart says it is Rahul Gandhi because only Rahul ji Gandhi could exhibit the following features, as he has done in the video:
a. Note his attire. It is the same designer Burberry jacket which costs around Rs 70000, which we had last seen him with during his Meghalaya campaign. Rahul ji had told us that it was a borrowed jacket. See the simplicity of the man, he is continuing to keep and use, a borrowed jacket for over 6 months now. No matter that 3-4 out of those 6 months were summer months when such jackets would be useless. He still did not return it to his friend who had lent it to him. This shows that Rahulji doesn’t abandon things, unlike Modi.
b. Note his unkempt look. A shabby salt and pepper beard. Rahulji clearly believes in the maxim of “simple living, HIGH thinking”. Hence he has not shaved for many days. Another reason could be the fact that blades are not allowed as hand baggage and Rahul ji does not want to carry luggage which will unnecessarily add to the weight of the plane.
c. Rahul ji is cool and calm among the people surrounding him. He has not orchestrated a fake mob (like Modiji) thronging him and asking selfies and autographs. Rahul ji respects the fact that people have their own lives hence he has not turned on his magnetic personality. He has ensured that people can live their lives normally, although he is around.
d. Rahul ji told us that he is accompanying Sonia ji for her checkup. But no Sonia ji can be seen in the video. Why? Don’t you know? Don’t you remember Rahul ji’s most epic interview with Arnab? WOMAN EMPOWERMENT! Rahul ji believes that his mother is an independent free-spirited woman who does not need the crutches of a patriarchal son. Much wow, very amaze.
e. Rahul ji is seen sans security cover as well. No SPG no bodyguards? Because Rahul ji is not insecure (unlike Modi). Rahul ji knows very well that nothing can harm him and his politics since politics is in his pants which he kept in a drawer yesterday morning when he woke up at night.
f. Lastly, Rahul ji has shown that he has no fear. Just recently Rahul ji had faced a failed sabotage attempt when Sanghis had tried to crash his plane in Karnataka. Any ordinary person would have developed a fear of flying. But Rahul ji shows no such irrational fear, and is ready to board plane after plane.
All the above qualities can only be shown by our very own Rahul ji. No look-a-like can master all these traits of our Rahul ji. We love you Rahul ji.
