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As Twitter trends #PappuQuotes, here is our Top Ten list to brighten your Monday afternoon

Here is a list of the top 10 Rahul Gandhi gaffes that are our favourite.

Rahul Gandhi, the Congress president has been a constant source of entertainment in the dull hustle and bustle of Indian politics. While he has been “coming of age” since 2009 according to the Lutyens media, the one thing that has remained constant through the years is his hilarious gaffes. On a Monday, right after the sixth phase of 2019 Lok Sabha elections, Netizens decided to revisit the endless episodes of entertainment that Rahul Gandhi had selflessly delivered over the years.

Here is a list of the top 10 gaffes that is our favourite.

10. Khet ke paas aloo ki factory

One of the brightest ideas to emanate from the beautiful mind of Rahul Gandhi was when he promised farmers that if they harvest potatoes, there will be an aloo ki factory right next to their farmland. The number of factories that Rahul Gandhi has promised to set up is math that team OpIndia cannot dare to do.

9. Har hafte ek bachcha

From talking about numerous potatoes factories to talking about women like baby making machines, Rahul Gandhi certainly evolved in his speech delivering skills. Rahul Gandhi had once said that Uttar Pradesh has the kind of women who can deliver one child every week. That would mean each woman, according to Rahul Gandhi, has the potential to deliver 52 children every year. Enough to populate a whole new planet with the escape velocity of Jupiter. Listen in:

8. Kumbhkaran Lift Yojana 

Once upon a time, Rahul Gandhi said that Ashok Gehlot had started Kumbhakaran Lift Yojana for the people of Rajasthan. Soon after someone off the camera corrected him after which Rahul Gandhi said that he meant Kumbha Ram Lift Yojana. Not a dull moment when Rahul Gandhi talks!

7. ‘Aise hila’ and more

Rahul Gandhi delivered one of the most legendary Parliament speeches once. In that one speech, he jerked uncontrollably to say that after Arun Jaitley made his speech, that is what his physical reaction was. He followed that up with some other gaffes like misquoting the price of petrol. He also forgot the name of a scheme that his family has been touting as the ultimate social justice tool. Listen in:

6. Factories with nervous systems 

In one of his legendary talks, Rahul Gandhi explained how earlier, factories were only made of concrete and bricks, but now in China, factories have a nervous system. We don’t know about China, but the anchor sure seemed nervous at this startling revelation.

5. Look at the world not from your position, but from your position

This one is rather self-explanatory.

4. Your power is my power 

Rahul Gandhi said “America has power, Japan has power. In the connective world, It is problematic because your power is my power”. Now we would really like to mock this one, but literally, are no words (mostly because we have not the slightest clue about what he means).

3. We want to listen to the ocean and work with the ocean 

Yes. Rahul Gandhi wants to listen to the ocean. Talk to the ocean and work with the ocean.

2. We don’t even know how to subtitle this one 

“Mere pass list hai ki Modi ne 5 crore 55 hazaar rupaiye diye, to agar wo 15……5 lakh 55 hazaar de sakte hai… to hum 25 crore 5 lakh 55 hazaar de sakte hai”

1. Congress will ensure that farmers can sell their crops to medical shops

We might be criticised for making this our number 1 favourite and not the others. The truth is, the numbering is a mere formality. Every nugget of wisdom that comes out of Rahul Gandhi’s mouth is precious.

This one, however, simply takes the cake. Rahul Gandhi wanted to ensure that farmers can sell their produce directly to medicine shops.

While we thank Netizens for brightening up a boring Monday afternoon, we also clarify that we are in no way being disrespectful to other gems that have come out of Rahul Gandhi’s mouth. This is merely an indicative list of our favourites as the full list might take a while to compile.

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