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What is Holi? ‘Liberals Of Delhi’ explain

Holi, for those who don’t know, is a mass eve-teasing event and organised water wastage activity that has been given the name of a ‘festival’ in the patriarchal Brahminical society of India.

Hindus claim that this sorry festival is celebrated to welcome Spring in the country, which is ridiculous. Spring comes around September in Australia, so do those five Hindus in Sydney – who are making white men radical – celebrate Holi in September? Truth is that this is just an excuse to indulge in this debauchery masquerading as a festival.

While true origins of the festival remain unknown, historians agree that this festival started at some point during Akbar’s rule in India. While ruling India, Akbar introduced Indians to education, to cooking, to architecture, but also unfortunately to Holi.

Akbar felt that India wasn’t vibrant enough, it didn’t have any colour, everything felt bland, so he introduced the festival of colours, Holi, to add some vibrancy to a dull society.

While Akbar’s intentions were good, he naively expected everyone to celebrate it like he did, by using colour filters on Instagram. Patriarchal Brahminical Indians didn’t care about the benevolent king’s intentions and soon started celebrating Holi with water, resulting in regular droughts throughout Indian history.

The inventor of pichkari is the father of modern terrorism. His pichkari design inspired the designs of assault rifles in coming years, which are now used by terrorists all over the world. The inventor of water balloons similarly inspired hand grenades.

Kids firing water from pichkaris and hurling water-filled balloons are one step away from shooting bullets and hurling grenades, remember that. If we are serious about fighting terrorism, we must ban Holi first.

Going back to history, water alone couldn’t satiate the thirst of these patriarchal men on the day of Holi. They started the tradition of eve teasing on this day as well. Soon, Holi became an excuse to harass females.

We saw last year how they filled semen in balloons and then launched them at girls. Scientists couldn’t believe it is biologically possible to fill semen in balloons but they don’t know these patriarchal men, we do!

We wanted to write more details about this festival but we are getting late for our rain dance party at one of our farmhouses in Chhatarpur so got to go, ciao!

P.S.- Remember, dry Holi, no colours, no water, no sweets, enjoy yourself. Happy Holi!

Wondering which is the best political party? Here is Sabse Achchhi Party, literally, and more

Democracy is a wonderful thing. You not only get to choose who should form the government but you also get a fair chance of forming one. With election season around the corner, we are seeing quite a few fringe elements floating their own political parties.

We’ve all heard of Indian Lovers Party, a party floated by B. Kumar Sri Sri who wanted to support lovers in their struggle in the society and heal the wounds inflicted by the society to the lovers.

But did you know that other than 7 recognised national parties and 59 recognised state parties, there are 2301 ‘registered unrecognised parties’? These 2,000 plus parties do not have the privilege of fighting elections on a dedicated symbol and have to choose from one of the ‘free symbols’ issued by the Election Commission. Which of these could be a worthy candidate to your precious vote?

There is a Sabse Achchhi Party you could vote. No, really, it is a real political party. While the name sounds as farcical as Aam Aadmi Party, it exists. The most SEO-friendly party’s President is one Mohammad Rizwan Haideri and as per their Facebook page, it is not just a party but a mission. As of now, it is also recommended by one of the 297 fans. “Sabse Achchhi Party Zindabad,” he says. While we couldn’t find more details on Sabse Achchhi Party, we do hope they have bigger plans for India’s vibrant democracy.

Moving on, one party is named ‘Mazdoor Dalit Kisaan Mahila Gareeb Party (Hindustan)‘ which sounds more like the manifesto of Congress than the name of a political party. And as if it were an off-shoot of the previous party, there’s one ‘All India Mahila Empowerment Party‘. And there is one ‘Manuwadi Party‘, which I am sure is started by a communist because the only ones who pop ‘Manusmriti’ in every other conversation are communists.

It has been over 40 years, but Indira Gandhi’s grandson Rahul Gandhi still uses her ‘Gareebi Hatao’ slogan for elections. So why should political parties be far? Whether or not Congress and Aam Aadmi Party come together for an alliance, there already exists one Gareeb Aadmi Party along with what appears to be a party inspired by Congress, AAP and ‘Krantikari journalists’, “Gareeb Kranti Party“. And one ‘Garibi Mukt Bharat Party‘. And perhaps one inspired by Hardik Patel’s induction in Congress, “Garib Berozgar Vikas Party“.

‘Berojgar’ Hardik Patel

Speaking of ‘berojgar’, there is one ‘Berojgar Aadmi Adhikar Party‘ and also one ‘Bharatiya Aam Aadmi Parivar‘ and ‘Gareeb Aadmi Party‘ which is registered in Delhi. One wonders if it would like to forge an alliance with Aam Aadmi Party in Delhi for the upcoming Lok Sabha elections. And the mother of all Aadmi-parties is ‘Bharatiya Aam Aadmi Parivar‘. My favourite, however, is ‘Anjaan Aadmi Party‘ (unknown man’s party).

Many such parties seem inspired by The Family. West Bengal Pragatishil Indira Congress, Indian Indira Congress (R), Rashtriya Indira Party, All India Rajiv Congress Party, All India Rajiv Krantikari Congress, Nehru Janhit Congress. Unfortunately, no Sonia or Priyanka inspired Congress yet.

And as if Sabse Achchhi Party was not enough, there are Great India Party, Hum Sabki PartySabse Badi Party and Best Class Party. A philosophical person, disillusioned by the current state of politics in India must have woken up and decided to float a party, ‘Apni Zindagi Apna Dal‘. People with their heart in right place have floated ‘Desh Bachao Jan Morcha‘, ‘Desh Bhakt Party‘ and ‘Desh Hit Party‘.

And who says politicians cannot be filmy? While Aam Aadmi Party may have the most dramatic leaders, we have a ‘Mera Goan Mera Desh Party‘ and ‘Mother India Party‘. Bhagalpur, Bihar, based party ‘National Tiger Party‘ has also decided to contest elections from 10 seats. Disappointed to know that Tiger Shroff’s picture is not their election symbol.

There are a few political parties which seem inspired by cricket. A Karnataka based party is named ‘Challengers Party‘ (perhaps inspired from Royal Challengers Bangalore cricket team in IPL) and a Twenty 20 Party.

As the election season warms up, as a responsible citizen, I urge every one of our readers to go out and participate in this festival of democracy by casting their vote and choosing the leader we deserve. And we deserve nothing but the best.

Latest episode of ‘The Patriot Act’: Hasan Minhaj might be funny, but his act is shoddy, ill-researched and no guide to Indian politics

For anybody moderately active on Twitter, it is hard for them to be not hit by the scores of rave reviews for Hasan Minhaj’s take on the Indian elections on his comedy series, The Patriot Act. Minhaj, an American whose family’s roots can be traced back to Uttar Pradesh, recently covered the Lok Sabha General Elections (or so says the title) and received great appreciation from many for “balancing the right- wing rhetoric of the BJP with the corruption scandals that beset the UPA government” (more about that later).

As a person who does like a good laugh about Indian politics every now and then, my interest was piqued. I must say, I had been warned- the number of leftists, not people whose recommendations I usually take seriously, who cheered on Minhaj was high. Minhaj too has often pandered to liberal audiences in the US and is a well- known critic of Trump. Nevertheless, I sat down to watch what has been called by some in the Indian media as a “primer” on Indian politics.

That’s where the problem with The Patriot Act lies. As a comedy show, the episode and its host is funny at parts (certainly no John Oliver). In that way, it fulfils its purpose. Normally, it would have been laughed off at best or ignored without a second glance at worst. But what is worrying is that it takes upon itself to “educate” Americans and Indians alike about basic Indian politics, with many Indians agreeing to it willingly. Some of the usual suspects even expect it to be a guide to first-time voters.

Here is where the obvious one-sidedness of the show kicks in. Minhaj uses the same trope that most columnists in the Washington Post would use to describe the Modi government while sitting out there in faraway America. Hostility towards minority groups- check. The resurgence of Hindu Nationalism- check. Weakening secularism- check. Fight for India’s soul- check.

Then comes the odd, if not an immature comparison of Modi to Trump. Apparently, a few clips of Modi proclaiming “India first” and similar ones of Trump chanting “America first”, regular use of Twitter, similar supporters, whom Minhaj describes as “rabid” and distinct ways of greeting people is enough reason to do so. Never mind that Modi is a statesman who doesn’t log into Twitter for 3 AM rants and holds a far more pro-women approach than Trump ever has. Minhaj does accept later that this is “reductive” but not for reasons of policy and quickly moves on the “Oh, Modi has never given a press conference” argument.

As expected, the Gujarat riots enter the picture. Minhaj rather conveniently forgets to mention the burning of the Sabarmati Express and sticks to simply saying, “Modi received international condemnation for not speaking out and stopping violent riots”. Here again, the fact that Modi called in the army on the 28th of February itself, after riots broke out the previous day, that the then Defence Minister personally arrived in Ahmedabad to oversee the situation is hidden in what appears to be a selective show of facts used to weave a bigoted image of Modi. One is left to wonder why a done-and-dusted issue like this had to be used to describe the PM, 17 years on. But then, when the entire episode seemed to be about casting Modi in a negative image, it really isn’t that surprising.

The Congress and its corruption scandals, along with Shashi Tharoor’s charges of abetment to suicide to find a mention for all of 6 minutes in a 29 minute and 12-second video. Yes, so numerous corruption scandals and charges are covered for a whopping 6 minute and even this is then played into being a general disease found in all political parties. Rahul Gandhi’s, the prime ministerial candidate of the INC is let go scot-free, with Tharoor, who is nowhere near the INC’s pan-Indian face being the one on the firing line. The unmentionable sins of the Congress are ignored and this, ladies and gentlemen, is somehow what many people refer to as an “unbiased” view on Indian politics.

But perhaps the worst arrives when Minhaj talks about the disenfranchisement of 4 million, mostly Muslim “immigrants” in Assam aka the National Register of Citizens. Again here, the writers of the show have seem to overlooked the fact that the Supreme Court is involved and monitored the process, that this isn’t some conspiracy of evil Modi to disenfranchise Muslims or for that matter, that these people mildly described here as “immigrants” are actually illegal migrants settled in the country since a long time. This is an obvious attempt to pull at the heartstrings of Minhaj’s largely American audience who have drastically drifted left on the issue of immigration

The next thing we know, an Indian version of Alexandra Ocasio- Cortex might pop up and vow to roll back the NRC, like the American one wants to kill ICE.

With Modi and the BJP being whipped, can the RSS be left behind? The customary RSS- bashing, the jokes surrounding the footage of a few overweight RSS men (body-shaming anybody?), a casual mention of the RSS being banned in India (who cares if they were banned because they fought for democracy during the Emergency) and the clichéd “A religious extremist killed Gandhi”, all these elements are present.

The worst part, however, is that some people seem to equate Minhaj’s show to path-breaking journalism that exposed the Modi government. Far from it, the man or his team seemed to have twist facts to suit a certain agenda in a classic case of cherry-picking, utilising sources such as Al Jazeera.

I did not expect Minhaj to herald Modi’s achievements but to simply devote almost the entire of a half- hour to try and convince his audience that Modi is this strongman who likes to exploit minorities and destroy India’s constitutional values makes one wonder if he had any sort of ulterior motives. The virtue-signalling is unbearable towards the end and perhaps Minhaj was simply trying to apply American standards to Indian situations.

But what is more appalling than his biased views is the fact that articles are being written glorifying it, in a nice little waltz between an obviously prejudiced comedian and the “neutral” press. Here’s a brief look:

Minhaj might be funny, irreverent and trying hard to be relevant, but the fact remains that this particular episode of the Patriot Act was a shoddily researched video that tried to educate people about Indian politics by someone who clearly does not have his facts in order and doesn’t seem to understand India and her problems very well. If indeed Indians will be learning about politics by Minhaj’s video, then we might just have to prepare ourselves for a new generation of voters who don’t care to go on the streets and learn about India but rather rely upon an ill-informed but popular comedian.

India, brace yourself.

Bengaluru: Art exhibition titled ‘Nude with Mangalsutra’ draws severe criticism, complaint lodged against organisers

An art exhibition which is scheduled to be held in Bengaluru this week has caused huge controversy after sections of the society objected to the theme of the art show, which portrays Hindu women in gross positions adorning a ‘mangalsutra’, reported Times Now.

According to reports, this controversial art exhibition titled ‘Nude with Mangalsutra’ was scheduled to be held from March 22-31 at the Karnataka Chitrakala Parishath in Bengaluru. The exhibition which has been organised by an artist named Sujith Kumar GS Mandya has upset the art lovers in the city as this exhibition had a theme which disrespected Mangalsutra wearing Hindu women by portraying them in despicable positions, bringing disrepute to Hindu customs and traditional symbols.

Meanwhile, a complaint against the organisers of the exhibition has been lodged by Bhavya Gowda, the Ranaragini convener of the Hindu Janajagruti Samiti, who has written to the Bengaluru Commissioner of Police stating that action should be taken for “disgracing the modesty of womanhood by misusing the freedom of expression”.

“The very title ‘Nude With Mangalasutra’ is nothing but hurting the Hindu sentiment (as ‘mangalsutra’ is an ornament used only by Hindu women from ancient times) in general and disgracing the modesty of womanhood in particular by misusing the freedom of expression, that too at a prominent place like Chitrakala Parishat,” she said in her complaint.

Bhavya Gowda, in her complainant further stated that despite artist having the right to express his art, he has “no authority or right or reason to defame the age-old rites of the Hindu custom or to outrage the modesty of a woman in public”.

Demanding severe action against the artist, Bhavya Gowda claimed that the timing of the exhibition could “induce, influence voters by outraging the Indian womanhood” as 2019 Lok Sabha elections are around the corner.

“Women in India are considered as ‘mother’ and any disgrace to that name is not tolerated by a common Hindu… It appears that the organisers and Chitrakala Parishat also, deliberately and maliciously, intend hurting the Hindus in general and women in particular. The intended exhibition, it goes on as scheduled, may create violence and disharmony,” the complaint read.

The woman complainant claimed that the artwork is a violation of the Indecent Representation of Women (Prohibition) Act, 1986, an act that prohibits “indecent representation of women through advertisements or in publications, writings, paintings, figures or in any other manner”.

She demanded concerned authorities to take strict action and book the organisers for “defaming the age-old Hindu practice by using indecent, vulgar, filthy pictures in the name of art and disgracing the modesty of woman and religion”, and for “willfully causing hatred by encouraging such programs”.

Recently, a similar complaint was raised by several social media users regarding this art exhibition, which intended to degrade the modesty of Hindu women. They questioned the motive behind such deplorable art exhibitions and asked whether the promoters of the exhibition would depict symbols of other religion in a similar way.


After a severe protest, the exhibitor Sujith Kumar GS Mandya, may now change the name of the exhibition.


Replying to Anshul Saxena, Sujith Kumar said that his intentions were not to hurt our culture. He further said that he has deleted all the post related to the exhibition and hinted at changing the name and theme of the art exhibition.

‘Freshers’ party against Islam’, student kills professor in Pakistan

A college student was arrested on Wednesday after he stabbed his professor to death in Bahawalpur, Pakistan. The man, identified as Khateeb, was upset that the professor had organised a mixed gender welcome party for students. He got into a heated argument with his teacher, Khalid Hameed.


In the video above, he says that the professor would ‘bark’ too much against Islam and hence he killed him. He confesses that he stabbed him with a knife. When asked if he knows that the professor he stabbed was killed, he says “achhi baat hai” (it is a good thing) and “Allah ka shukr hai” (thanks to Allah).

As per reports, Khateeb was waiting for the professor to arrive and as soon as he stepped into his office, Khateeb stabbed him. After that, he reportedly started shouting ‘I have killed him, I had told him that a gender mix reception is against Islam’.

Robert Vadra moves court seeking to quash ED case against him and declare some provisions of PMLA unconstitutional

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Robert Vadra, brother-in-law of Congress President Rahul Gandhi has moved the Delhi High Court seeking the quashing of the FIR registered against him by the Enforcement Directorate (ED). He has also sought to declare several provisions of the Prevention of Money Laundering Act, 2002 (PMLA) ultra vires to the Indian Constitution.

The ED case relates to allegations of money laundering in the purchase of a London-based property at 12, Bryanston Square, worth 1.9 million pounds. The property is allegedly owned by Robert Vadra.

Earlier, the Enforcement Directorate had sought custodial interrogation of Robert Vadra in the matter and the arguments were set to be heard on 25th March 2019. The Enforcement Directorate (ED) in its reply to Robert Vadra’s anticipatory bail plea in Delhi’s Patiala House Court said that Vadra is not cooperating with the probe. The ED has asked for his custodial interrogation.

Troubles have only mounted for Rahul Gandhi’s brother-in-law Robert Vadra. In February, ED had attached Robert Vadra’s company, M/s Sky Light Hospitality (P) Ltd worth Rs 4.62 crore. In April last year, ED had attached the properties of Vadra’ aide Jaiprakash Bagarwa in connection with the Bikaner Land Scam case. In the Bikaner Land Scam case, the land was allegedly allotted in the name of non-existent individuals by the State government officials in collusion with some fraudulent individuals including some real estate developers.

Twitter users attack Arvind Kejriwal after he shares an ‘anti-Hindu’ image

Aam Aadmi Party chief Arvind Kejriwal, on the day before Holi, shared an image which depicted a man running behind a ‘Swastika’ shape with a club in his hand, driving out the symbol that is considered holy in Hinduism, Buddhism and Jainism in India.


The caption on the image read, “Hoping for a Delhi, that I actually wouldn’t mind visiting or living in.” The image, which is strange for a chief minister to share on multiple levels, did not go down too well with Twitterati.

While on one hand, Kejriwal seems to be encouraging people to indulge in violence, it also appears like an insult to the Hindu symbol of ‘Swastika’ (in the second figure) which is being beaten up by a man with a club.

The image Kejriwal shared could be argued to be anti-Nazi message as Nazis had ‘stolen’ the Swastika symbol for their insignia. However, neither Kejriwal’s tweet nor the caption of the image he had tweeted clarified that he was talking about the Nazi insignia and not the Hindu symbol Swastika.

Twitterati were visibly angry at Kejriwal’s tweet which came on the eve of Holi, the Hindu festival.


Read also: “Kejriwal-Insults-Hanuman” trends on Twitter as outrage over Kejriwal’s tweet grows


As described above, on closer inspection, it does look like a robber with a broom trying to chase away Hindus. It is not new for the Delhi Chief Minister to hurt religious sentiments. In 2016, during the run-up to the Punjab assembly elections, AAP’s youth manifesto had an image of The Golden Temple which had the AAP party symbol of the broom right next to it.

AAP Youth Manifesto during Punjab Elections.

AAP’s then Delhi Dialogue Commission head Ashish Khetan had also gone ahead to say that the manifesto was as holy to them as the Guru Granth Sahib or the Geeta, thereby trivialising the holy scriptures.

Special SIT court convicts Yakub Pataliya in 2002 Godhra train burning case, awards life imprisonment

A Special SIT court in Ahmedabad convicted Yakub Pataliya and sentenced him to life imprisonment earlier in the day in 2002 Godhra train burning case. 59 karsevaks were burnt alive in two coaches of Sabarmati express in February 2002 when a mob had torched the coaches from outside.


A court of Special SIT judge H C Vora pronounced the verdict based on the submissions of five other accused. Pataliya was arrested by Godhra Police in January 2018. He was accused of being a part of the mob that set the two coaches of Sabarmati Express on fire near Godhra railway station on February 27, 2002 that led to communal riots in Gujarat. The Special SIT court had also sentenced two other accused Farukh Bhana and Imran alias Sheru Batuk to life imprisonment in August last year.

The Special SIT court had convicted 31 people in the case on March 1, 2011 while acquitting 63. The court had also accepted the Prosecution’s theory that there was a conspiracy to burn the coach S6 of Sabarmati Express. 11 out the 31 convicted were given death sentence while the remaining were granted life imprisonment. The verdict of the Special SIT court was challenged in Gujarat High Court. In 2017 the Gujarat High Court commuted the death penalty of 11 convicts to life imprisonment while upholding the sentence of the remaining 20. Eight accused in the matter are still absconding.

Samjhauta Express blast: Swami Aseemanand and three other accused acquitted by NIA court

The Special National Investigation Agency (NIA) court in Panchkula acquitted four accused in the 2007 Samjhauta Express blast case which had claimed the lives of around 68 people. Among four accused who have been acquitted by the court today are Aseemanand, Lokesh Sharma, Kamal Chauhan, and Rajinder Chaudhary.


The Special NIA court also dismissed the petition filed by a Pakistani National Rahila Wakil to be summoned as a witness in the case. NIA special judge Jagdeep Singh stated that the Pakistani woman’s petition was devoid of any merit.


The court said that the agency failed to prove the conspiracy and therefore the accused deserve a benefit of doubt.

Petitioner Wakil is the daughter Mohammad Wakil who was a victim of the blast. She had filed the application through her Indian counsel Momin Malik.

“The eyewitnesses/Pakistani witnesses do not have any knowledge about the ongoing stage of the trial because no proper summons was served to them”, she had reportedly contended in her plea. The NIA Special Judge Jagdeep Singh questioned the petitioner as to why the plea was made at almost the end of the trial while several opportunities were given to all the 13 Pakistani witnesses to record their statements before the court.

One of the accused Sunil Joshi was killed in December 2007. Around 224 witnesses have deposed before the court in the case which has been going on since 2010.

Samjhauta Express was started between India and Pakistan on July 22, 1976, after the Shimla agreement. In 2007, a blast occurred in the Samjhauta Express near Panipat, Haryana which blew up two coaches of the train and killed 68 people in which 43 were Pakistani nationals.

It is notable here that Swami Aseemanand, Rajendra Choudhary, and Lokesh Sharma were also accused by the CBI and subsequently NIA in the 2007 Hyderabad Mecca Masjid blast case. They were acquitted by an NIA court in Hyderabad last year.

Even in the Samjhauta Express blast case, though LeT was initially blamed and a Pakistani national Asif Qasmani was named as the main accused, the proceedings of the case took a surprising turn when RSS activists Swami Aseemanand and others were blamed. After an expose by Times Now claimed that the UPA government might have let the Pakistani suspects go and pinned the blame on RSS, the BJP had stated that it was another attempt by the then UPA government to further their Hindu-terror agenda.

11 luxury cars and 68 paintings owned by Nirav Modi to be auctioned

Today, the Prevention of Money laundering Act (PMLA) court in Mumbai has given its approval to the Income-tax department to auction 68 paintings and 11 luxury cars owned by the absconding billionaire Nirav Modi in a bid to recover its dues. The development comes after Nirav Modi was arrested in London.


In one of their search operations, the Income-tax department had seized 173 paintings from the Mumbai office of Camelot Enterprises Private, a purported shell company of Modi, which has defaulted on Rs 96 crore in taxes. The Enforcement Directorate had provisionally attached the paintings, following which the tax authorities have moved to special court seeking the auction of 68 paintings to recover the outstanding amount.


Nirav Modi also owns a fleet of luxury cars including a Rolls Royce Ghost and a Porsche Panamera. The ED was granted permission by the special court to sell 11 cars owned by Nirav Modi. The cars include Rolls Royce, Porsche, Mercedes, Fortuner etc. The cars and paintings will be auctioned to raise the tax dues.

Granting the permission to auction Modi’s cars and paintings, the PMLA court had also instructed the I-T department to obtain dues and deposit the remaining sale proceeds as fixed deposits in State Bank of India (SBI), with a copy of the receipt to be submitted to the court. Acting on the request of ED, the court has also issued a non-bailable warrant against Ami Modi, Nirav Modi’s wife.

Ever since Nirav Modi has fled India after the PNB bank fraud of Rs 13000 crores unearthed, several investigative agencies have relentlessly come down hard against his illegal practices. The ED has attached several of Nirav Modi’s properties and bank accounts worth thousands of crores. Interpol has issued red corner notices for Nirav Modi, Mehul Choksi, Purvi Modi and Nishal Modi, Nirav’s sister and brother respectively.