Supporters of senior Congress leader DK Shivakumar have been protesting for quite some time over his arrest. On Wednesday, one lady appeared to go over the deep end. She broke into a fit of dancing on the streets that was rarer than the sighting of Halley’s comet.
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The dance sequence involved a lot of jumping around without much concern for those gathered around her. Her ponytail danced longer than Sunny Deol did during his entire Bollywood career. For a while, it appeared as if she was exhausted and was moments away from collapsing on the ground. However, she managed to defy the laws of physics to break into another spell of dancing.
Some social media users were under the impression that the footage was from some Christian evangelical event. However, we can confirm that it’s not the case. In such events, a woman acts as if she is possessed by some demon which is then cast away by a Christian priest. It is done to aid in conversion. However, it is now confirmed that this dance was performed in honour of DK Shivakumar and not as part of some missionary project.
We have been told by reliable sources that this was the same kind of dance that was observed in Pompeii during its last days before the city was buried by the volcanic eruption of Mount Vesuvius. If sources are to be believed, the same dance was observed on the day Atlantis sank into the depths of the Atlantic Ocean. We are trying to ascertain whether such dance was witnessed in ancient Lemuria before it sunk into the oceans as well.
POTUS Donald Trump witnessed the dance on social media as he is very active on Twitter. We are told that he immediately forwarded it to Hillary Clinton, his rival in 2016 elections, and said, “This is HIGH ENERGY! This is why you lost! You don’t have HIGH ENERGY like her!”
Meanwhile, a Michael Jackson classic started playing from the deceased popstar’s grave when one of his fans who paid his grave a visit played the dance in front of it. “Just beat it, beat it, Just beat it, beat it, Just beat it, beat it, Just beat it, beat it”.
Prabhu Deva, too, was impressed. Like the Bollywood superstar Himesh Reshammiya who gave an opportunity to a talented ordinary woman to sing one of his songs in an upcoming album, the choreographer intends to feature her in an upcoming movie venture as well.
The Harambe Support Club, too, saw the dance sequence and intends to raise a banner on Friday to celebrate the Dance Woman. “The Spirit of Harambe Lives On,” will be the text on it as tentatively planned.
Former Congress President and son of the current one, Rahul Gandhi, intends to participate in the dance sequence as well as part of his women empowerment initiative. “These are the voices we need to empower, the voices of ordinary women of this country which in this case found expression through an impromptu outburst of emotions in support of the Congress party.” Sanjay Jha, meanwhile, intends to feature alongside her in the next season of Dancing With The Stars.
Meanwhile, Kavita Krishnan and Shehla Rashid are anguished and slammed the Congress party for dancing on the streets while Kashmiris continue to suffer from the communication blockade.