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World is a cruel place

The world is a cruel place. This can be proved by observing any comrade standing in the queue for buffet lunch at a seminar on ‘Poverty and Role of Capitalism’. Our comrade brothers spend so much mental energy worrying about the destitute of the world. And what do the destitute do? They end up voting for leaders like Modi, Trump or Putin. Quelle Horreur!!!

This thankless job of worrying without any recognition can never be compensated by the badaam halwa offered at the above mentioned seminar. And the irony is that the senior leftist professor cum organiser ends up getting his commission from the caterer. And what does this lead to? No cashew in the badaam halwa. Quelle Horreur again.

Our comrade brothers spend their entire life worrying. Even when they end up joining a full time job, they keep that internal flame driving their social justice warrior heart burning because of this cruel world. Oh, and then someone quipped that butter is not the reason for heart diseases. This proves it all. Badaam halwa is the gift of the proletariat to compensate for the dagger that those dirty destitute poke in the heart of our dear comrades by never understanding how painful it is to sit in such seminars for endless hours and waiting for lunch.

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Dear comrades have to throw away all their branded clothes bought by their rich fathers to replace them by FabIndia kurtas with Levi’s jeans and still the destitutes are so ignorant that they end up voting for Modi kurta. Quelle Horreur!!

The world is a cruel place. Our comrades do mental self fornication all the time. That is necessary to prepare for the revolution. But how horrible is it that the vermins of Right wing want comrades to pleasure themselves just to cool down their revolutionary minds. What is wrong if comrades end up looking for sex in elevators? Monogamous sex is a bourgeois concept and it must be countered by practicing commune sex. Comrades are working so hard trying to convince women how they should not file rape charges as this goes against the very idea of revolution. What purpose does the revolution serve if women have to follow the patriarchal idea of monogamous sex? It proves, irrefutably so, how this world is a cruel place.

Such noble thoughts of our dear comrades end up being termed as ‘rape’. Let the day of revolution come and there will be no patriarchal barrier. We will have ‘Aazadi’ to have the fruit of revolution without fear of police.

Dear comrades best of luck with the idea of revolution. You need a lot of wishes to convince these forsaken, penniless souls. who keep voting for Modi inspite of your non stop mental masturbation.

The ream of paper that you have blackened would be saved if Modi wad not there. This man is an ecological disaster. Quelle Horreur!!!

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